Get the Snorter

So my 5D was showing a bit of dust and I read up on how to clean the image sensor. It is a bit intimidating to attempt cleaning it, as my camera manual lists about 3-DO's and 10 DONT DO's for this procedure. I heard of people using those little snot-suction things (intended for infants' noses) to blow air on the image sensor as part of the cleaning. A $2 snorter sounded like a much better deal than a $25 kit. So, I bought a NEW snorter and proceeded to clean the image sensor inside my camera. The fam knows that THIS snorter is not to be used for noses--READ: FOR THE CAMERA ONLY.
A few minutes ago A. picked up the camera snorter and offered it to me kindly, saying, "Look . . . can you snort YOUR nose?" Aaacck! Do I need a snorter of my own? Hope not! Hope I never do! It just made for a good laugh.

{Silly girl.}